[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (We don't have an alphabet song OR twinkle little star, so I just realized that they actually do have the same melody.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[/] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[/] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[/] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[/] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (uh.. math.. *pukes*)
Overall Total: 16.5 x 4 = 66%
Take your total, multiply by 4, put the title as: I'm ___% mentally unstable.